Wednesday, May 1, 2013

My 66th Post: Who Is The Antichrist? Am I Ready To Name Him?

In celebration of my 66th post, I feel the need to update my readers on my nemesis, the Antichrist. It's time to prepare, for we'll soon see this evil man.

Finally, be strong in the Lord and in the strength of his might. Put on the whole armor of God, that you may be able to stand against the schemes of the devil. For we do not wrestle against flesh and blood, but against the rulers, against the authorities, against the cosmic powers over this present darkness, against the spiritual forces of evil in the heavenly places. Therefore take up the whole armor of God, that you may be able to withstand in the evil day, and having done all, to stand firm. Stand therefore, having fastened on the belt of truth, and having put on the breastplate of righteousness, and, as shoes for your feet, having put on the readiness given by the gospel of peace. In all circumstances take up the shield of faith, with which you can extinguish all the flaming darts of the evil one; and take the helmet of salvation, and the sword of the Spirit, which is the word of God, praying at all times in the Spirit, with all prayer and supplication. To that end keep alert with all perseverance, making supplication for all the saints, and also for me, that words may be given to me in opening my mouth boldly to proclaim the mystery of the gospel, for which I am an ambassador in chains, that I may declare it boldly, as I ought to speak. Eph 6:10-20 (ESV)

Some of my closest friends know that I know the identity of a young man that claims to be the Antichrist. While I won't name him in this post, I'll give you some hints, as to his identity. Please remember that none of my information is corroborated...yet.

He was born in 1985. He will be the required rabbinic age of thirty in 2015.
He is named Michal (Mikha'el), after his father's former best friend.
His nickname is "Devil Boy."
He has lived in Prague, Czech Republic most of his life.
He is medium height and medium build.
He is a handsome blond man.
He played competitive professional hockey across the globe until a few years ago.
He is able to communicate telepathically.
He knows what the demons know.
He will emerge as a mild-mannered savior of the world, belying his true nature.

Others are commenting too. Although one in four Americans disagree with me, Obama is not Antichrist.
He's not the Pope either.
He's not an alien.  
He's not Prince William, his father or anyone from the British Royal Family.

This will be a frightening year, in the natural. Maybe it's time to develop a relationship with God?

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